I knew this one was coming, but I think I covered the bases concerning how I feel about Favourite Worst Nightmare in the last song I wrote about from the album. But without referring to it, I think I said it was my favourite – no pun meant – Arctic Monkeys record and that they sounded their coolest on it. I feel I’m pretty close with that guess. This’ll be the last track from there I’ll be writing about. If you look in the archives, you’ll see I’ve covered ten of its songs overall – this one included. But I’ll say now, three of them I haven’t listened to in years ’cause they don’t hit in the same way they once did. That goes for ‘505’ too, which some may not be very happy about. It’s just how I feel. And I was never the biggest fan of ‘Fluorescent Adolescent’, hence its absence. That’s near half the album that I don’t like so, so much. But it’s still my favourite of the band’s. You don’t see many other Arctic Monkeys songs from their other albums on here, do you? So there you go.

‘This House Is a Circus’ is the eighth song on …Worst Nightmare. To be quite honest, the thing that first wowed me about it – when I was 12 and the album was very much fresh off the shelf – was how its ending transitioned into ‘If You Were There, Beware’ with that sort of siren sound. The effect is messed up on streaming, there’s a second of silence for whatever reason between the two songs, which is why you should get a physical copy. I preferred ‘If You Were There…’ to ‘This House…’ for a long while, even though I enjoyed both. But somewhere along the way, ‘This House…’ crept up as one of my highlights from the album while ‘…Beware’ kind of got left behind. From the jump, the tempo’s set, and it never really lets up apart from a guitar break before its ending section. I think the key element of the track is the bass line provided by Nick O’Malley, he plays a lot of hummable runs throughout and they arrive in the forefront of the mix at various points. But Matt Helders plays his ass off on the drums too, to the point where I’m so sure he drops his sticks at about 1:44, but manages to strike some cymbals before swiftly keeping the rhythm going not too long after. It’s a song that shows the band firing on all cylinders. Definitely the heaviest thing they done at that point of their career.

I did use to think it was a song about the house on the album’s cover. If you get the album, the images in the booklet show the inside of the house covered in this psychedelic, sort of circus-y themed imagery. But I think it’s clearly about a general house party where anything goes. The drugs are around, people are getting off with each other, debauchery, debauchery, debauchery. The narrator sees all this going on and can tell this house isn’t a place to be in for too long, but his friends seem to be having a good time, even if whatever’s happening around them looks more like something you’d see in a movie rather than real life. Alex Turner rhymes ‘circus’ with ‘berserk as’ in the first line. I definitely thought he was made up a word in order to achieve the rhyme, singing “This house is a circus, berserkus, fuck.” It’s that Northern dialect that fooled me. That’s a personal aside. It’s songs like this that make me miss how Arctic Monkeys used to be. The latest loungey, orchestral rock route they’ve been going for relatively lately never won me over. I feel it’s unlikely they’d go back to this sort of music again. It’s just how these things go sometimes. But it’s not like this song’s gonna disappear from existence or something. So, Arctic Monkeys, do what you like, I’ll still have Favourite Worst Nightmare on my rotation.