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#1385: Weezer – Tired of Sex

In my Hotmail/Outlook account, I have a sent email dated 5th December 2007 titled ‘christmas list’. Weezer’s Pinkerton was one of the things I asked for that year, among other items including The Simpsons Game on the PS2, Colour It In by The Maccabees and the Blink-182 Greatest Hits compilation. There are other requests, but I won’t waste writing space listing them all. Ah, to be 12 again. I have a big memory of discovering ‘El Scorcho’ one day, finding its video online, and it became a favourite song of mine instantly. Was insane how hooked on it I was. I’d had a physical copy of the Blue Album for a year by 2007. I loved it, then. Here was this “new” Weezer song in ‘El Scorcho’. I didn’t know where to download music without paying, didn’t know about Limewire and those things. So I guess I had to get this other Weezer album, just so I could listen to ‘El Scorcho’ whenever I wanted. Gotta thank my cousin for coming in clutch on the list. I did get nearly everything I asked for that year.

‘Tired of Sex’ is the first song on Pinkerton. I’m gonna be honest, I didn’t like the track when I heard it the first time. I didn’t like the opening keyboard / guitar riff. I didn’t like the bass line. I didn’t like the vocal melodies. I didn’t like Rivers Cuomo’s screaming. Everything sounded like a bunch of noise. I thought it was a weird subject to be writing a song about. At the age of 12, I couldn’t go around singing it out loud. It definitely wasn’t ‘My Name Is Jonas’. And that’s what I thought of Pinkerton, initially. Nine tracks of noise, only one of them I really liked, ending with a quiet-as-hell acoustic number, and it was nothing like the Blue Album. It wasn’t too long into 2008 that I was singing along to almost every song on Pinkerton. Almost. ‘Tired of Sex’ and ‘Across the Sea’, I could just not get into. There’s no post for ‘Across the Sea’ on here, so I guess in 2013, I still wasn’t into it. But I eventually grew to appreciate it. ‘Tired of Sex’ was the outlier. I think that first impression really left a mark on me. It might have been something like 2018 or ’19, when I heard it again, probably found myself singing it out of the blue at various times, and realized that if I was doing that, then it probably meant I finally liked the song now.

Rivers Cuomo was a desperate man. He just wanted some love. The real kind. He wasn’t getting any satisfaction from the numerous fleeting encounters he was having, which is usually made fun of ’cause he looked like this in the ’90s, but he was the frontman of a pretty big alternative rock band, so it probably wasn’t very difficult for him on that front. The manly men out there would maybe tell him to suck it up. Most likely wouldn’t care. But Cuomo was really feeling it, and ‘Tired of Sex’ lays the desperation flat-out for all to witness. The screaming, all the noise that I said I didn’t like earlier, it wasn’t for show. This was all made with intention. This was catharsis. Patrick Wilson is pummeling those drums. Matt Sharp rolls out that the thick bass line. Cuomo lets everything out, from his vocals to the shredding on the crazy guitar solo. ‘Tired of Sex’ is Pinkerton‘s opening salvo, and it’s probably the most important song on the album ’cause the rest that follow hinge on the issues raised in it. It’s a damn powerhouse.

#1319: Weezer – Surf Wax America

I’m doing this thing lately where I’m dating my posts. Don’t worry, from the next one on, you’ll be able to carry on reading without realizing I’m writing these two months in advance of their scheduled dates. But it’s important to note, for this particular track too, that this is written the day after the man, the legend, the genius, Brian Wilson – the brains behind the Beach Boys – passed away at the age of 82. I let out an unrestrained “What?!” when I saw the message panning at the bottom of the TV screen on Sky News. Luckily, it was just me in the house, so I felt free in doing so. I mean, what more can you say? So much great music written by this one man. He’ll live on forever through it. And the influence… I feel like the whole “songs about California” thing we see today was started by Wilson and the Beach Boys. And there would be so many tracks from the past 30 years that would have gone in a totally different direction had it not been for his work.

And that leads me in to the subject of today’s post. Weezer’s ‘Surf Wax America’, the sixth track on the band’s 1994 self-titled debut, better known by you and me as the Blue Album. When I got that album in 2006 and liked it instantaneously that I started reading up around it online, one of the things that was always made clear was how the vocal breakdown in ‘Surf Wax…’ was inspired by the Beach Boys. And in ‘Holiday’ too. “Guess it’s some old band,” 11-year old me probably thought. Wouldn’t be years until I listened to the Beach Boys. All I knew was I had this great album where every song was a straight-up 10 outta 10. The guitars were crunchin’, the melodies and vocal harmonies were memorable, the performances powerful. A very solid alternative rock album if ever there was one. All the better experienced with a good speaker system, like I had with my first listen, thanks to a setup my uncle did to go with the old Windows XP computer.

The track begins the second half of the album, coming as a big pick-me-up after previous track ‘Undone’ ends with an interlude of strange piano swoops and tinkling keys. Drummer Pat Wilson came up with the riff that begins the song, hence his songwriting credit, and on top Rivers Cuomo sings about all the conventional people driving their cars to their office jobs while he prefers to surf. The song’s a great one, all about wanting to be free and breaking away from the rat race of society. Though Cuomo has also said that the whole thing’s meant to be totally sarcastic and not meant to be taken seriously. He doesn’t even surf. What’s up with that? Well, he could have fooled me. The way the whole track’s delivered, the gusto in Cuomo’s vocal, the copious amounts of energy provided in all the instruments… Sounds to me like this couldn’t be done by a band who wasn’t being anything but sincere in the music. All I know is I have a great time listening to it. I don’t know if people have it as a favourite on the album when it’s next to others like ‘Buddy Holly’, ‘Say It Ain’t So’ or ‘Jonas’. But it’s all right with me.

#1309: Weezer – Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori

Weezer had us going for a little moment there in the mid-2010s. After releasing Everything Will Be Alright in the End in 2014, an album that was immediately regarded as a return to form, they then provided their fourth self-titled album – commonly referred to as the White Album – a couple years later. These two records here suggested that the band were on a bit of a roll. Here they were making solid rock music like they did in those halcyon days of the ’90s, something that everyone was praying for when it seemed like all was lost between 2005 and 2010. Then Pacific Daydream arrived in 2017, which felt like a move saying “Don’t get those hopes up too quickly now.” Rivers Cuomo had returned to his mission of writing the perfect pop song. But those two rock albums showed that the band could still do it. They probably could now too. I’m waiting for that day to come.

‘Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori’ is the seventh song on Weezer (2016), one that sees the narrator reminiscing on the two titular characters and wondering, “What they could they both be up to now?” One of those types of songs. It’s boosted by a glorious chorus, another one on an album that’s filled with them, and includes references to Radiohead and Paul Simon. The former of which felt out of place initially, but as time’s gone on I’ve just accepted it for what it is. Luckily Rivers Cuomo provided an interview on the Song Exploder podcast on an episode that was dedicated to the entire song. Really, you could just listen to that, and I wouldn’t have to write anymore. It’s been a while since I listened to that specific episode, but I do remember a mention of Excel spreadsheets when it came to creating the lyrics. Genuinely fascinating stuff. It’s usually better hearing the backstory of a song from its actual songwriter rather than a guy who just listens and provides his own interpretations.

So it looks like this’ll be the only entry from Weezer’s White Album. A shame really, ’cause there’s a number of good songs on there. Opener ‘California Kids’ is one I remember humming spontaneously to myself when I was grocery shopping around the time of the album’s release. ‘L.A. Girlz’, the track ‘Summer Elaine…’ transitions into on the album, was an instantaneous like for me, and I think the band shouldn’t try and make anymore pop songs because they already made their best one with ‘Jacked Up’. It surprised me how much I came to enjoy that one. Had the timing aligned, those three songs would’ve had their own posts too. Not saying the album’s perfect by any means. I was never into ‘Thank God for Girls’ when it was released months in advance, and ‘Do You Wanna Get High?’ I sort of fell out of favour with even after initially being really excited by it and playing repeatedly when it was first unveiled on YouTube. But I still have a lot of love for the whole package and still think it’s the best post-’90s Weezer album to this day.

#1157: Weezer – Say It Ain’t So

According to my post for ‘Buddy Holly’ years and years back, I properly started getting into Weezer when I was about 10 years old. 29-year-old me can’t remember so well, so I’ll take 18-year-old me’s word. But it does sound about right. 2005 (the year I was 10) was around the time Make Believe was out, and although that’s considered to be one of the band’s worst albums, I think my interest in them stemmed from seeing this video for ‘We Are All on Drugs’ on MTV2 on the regular and other Weezer songs I’d catch on the TV by chance. ‘Buddy Holly’ became a favourite song of young self very quickly, and I think it was through trying to find its music video online that I then came across ‘Say It Ain’t So’, whose video was a lot less gimmicky in comparison but, to me, still impactful nonetheless.

It’s all coming back to me now, actually. I remember spending a lot of time repeating the video at certain points during the song. Not on YouTube (which was busy not being active), but some other vague music video site that probably doesn’t exist now. The “bubbli-hi-hi-hi-hiiing” was unexpected. As was the delivery in the “wrestle with Jiiiimmy”. The string bends in between the power chords during the second chorus. There were all these little quirks and changes within the song that were drawing my attention. And it was through watching the videos for this, ‘Buddy Holly’ and ‘Undone’, not necessarily in that order, that I thought that I had to get The Blue Album in my possession. All the singles were good, so it was a no brainer. Still I have my copy to this day since 2006.

‘Say It Ain’t So’ is rightly one of Weezer’s most popular songs. Probably one of the best alternative rock songs of the ’90s, to be fair. It’s weird though nowadays, ’cause Weezer’s a band that lot of people like to joke about or make memes out of, so you never know if people are really listening for the music or whether they want to be in on the joke. But there’s no joking about this song. It’s all straight from the heart. The track sees Cuomo battling a personal demon he faced when he was 16, when he saw a can of beer in the fridge and, from that, assumed his stepfather would be leaving the family because his biological father started drinking when he left his mother. Cuomo said he probably shouldn’t have written the song about trauma like that. But he did. And it’s very, very good.

#1053: Weezer – Pork and Beans

Gonna cast my mind back all the way to 2008. Let’s see. For the first few months of it, I was 12. Then I turned 13. In my second year of secondary school. No longer a junior and old enough to pick on the new first years who came in. I never did that though. I take no delight in those kinds of things. A lot of time was spent playing FIFA 08 on the PS2, even though the PS3 was very much a thing and an item that was quite affordable. My music taste was still very much under the influence of what I saw on TV and to a lesser extent in the charts. But by that year I was already a firm fan of Weezer, owning physical copies of the Blue Album and Pinkerton and enjoying their music videos whenever they showed up on MTV or other channels of the like. So I was really excited when the Red Album was coming around. Was the first album in three years since Make Believe which, unbeknownst to me at the time, had received the worst reception of any Weezer record to date. It carried on the colour theme after Blue and Green. Things could only go up from here. And just a few weeks after my 13th birthday, ‘Pork and Beans’ was released as the big return, the first single off the new album.

I can’t remember where or when I heard the track for the very first time. I’ve known the track and become so familiar with it at this point, it just sort of feels like it’s been around since before I was born. I have this small memory of a guy in my class bringing in his phone one day and me getting really excited that he had ‘Pork and Beans’ on there. I don’t think he even knew what it was or who it was by, and probably downloaded it because it was a popular song. Really, my hype for the track rising to an all-time high when the music video finally became available on this rising video website called YouTube, and was soon playing on MTV2 as a result. The music video contains all of these Internet personalities and OG meme people and was a huge attention-grabber at the time, but is incredibly dated looking at it 15 years on. I however had no idea who any of the people in there were apart from maybe Tay Zonday, the Numa Numa guy and the Leave Britney alone man. But they all didn’t matter. What did was that Weezer was back, and at the very least it rocked a lot harder than the last time the first single was released from one of their albums.

An executive at Geffen Records told Rivers Cuomo and the rest of the band that they needed to record more commercial material one day. Feeling somewhat annoyed and insulted by the suggestion, he was inspired to write a new song which in turn became ‘Pork and Beans’. Cuomo addresses having to deal with getting older, working out at the gym, putting Rogaine in his hair and the pressures of writing that perfect pop song to dominate the music charts. But considering all this, he tells the listener that, really, once he thinks about all of these things, he’s just going to do what he wants to do, he hasn’t got anything to prove and he’ll just continue on his merry way without considering what outsiders think about him. Was very close to just typing out the lyrics in the chorus to you, but it couldn’t be explained any simpler than how it’s sung during those moments. And speaking of the chorus, it’s such a great singalong section. I mean, any chorus has to be one of those. But this one in particular’s led by a greatly memorable melody accompanied by crunchy guitars and confident rhythm section. I don’t know what it was about producer Jacknife Lee in 2007/08, but a lot of bands wanted his hands on their records, and one thing I’ve noticed listening to his productions of that era is that he could make guitars sound machines and I think that also comes into great effect on this track. The Red Album is probably seen as fairly average Weezer album in terms of their group’s whole discography, but ‘Pork and Beans’ is a damn good track. To this day, probably still one of my favourite Weezer singles.