I sort of remember hearing Pavement’s ‘Transport Is Arranged’ the first time. Think it was sometime in early to mid-2013. Makes me either 17 or 18 years of age. I thought it was a weird one initially. In fact, I’m not entirely sure I liked it all that much. The track’s the third to start playing on the band’s Brighten the Corners album from 1997. The one-two punch of ‘Stereo’ and ‘Shady Lane’ was something I was already very familiar with by 2013. The two numbers were the third and second Pavement songs I’d ever heard respectively, having seen their videos on MTV2 in the mid-2000s. So fast-forward, I’m going through Brighten the Corners. The ‘J vs. S’ instrumental section of ‘Shady Lane’ finishes. Now I’m officially in unfamiliar territory. I was not in Kansas anymore. And ‘Transport…’ begins with Malkmus and his guitar alongside… a Mellotron? It wasn’t what I was expecting, that’s for sure.

To the 17/18-year-old me, ‘Transport…’ was the song where I thought Malkmus was really trying to actually sing, but he was failing. He was bad. That was my snobby attitude toward his vocals. Particularly, how he sang ‘Set me up with your nIeEce’, but generally how he was just pitchy all over the place. It put me off. But there were still little moments that stuck in my head, the line “I know, you’re my lady” did for some reason, just the melody of it. And after a few more listens over a period of time, I put the snobbery to the side, enjoyed the track for what it was and got to the point where I was humming it to myself on the train. At this point in time, it seems so silly I was uptight about those kinds of things back in those days ’cause it’s really Malkmus’s vocals that are usually the most endearing parts of any Pavement song. ‘Transport…’ is still a weirder one, though. ‘Least on the musical side. It’s made up of three verses, two of which end with an utterance of the song title, and no chorus, separated by ascending / descending guitar runs with a wandering instrumental jam falling into a hard-rock breakdown in the middle. It’s like a little trip, a little journey. Which I think ties into what the song’s about, from the little I can personally make out from the lyrics, anyway.

Well, let’s first begin with the title. ‘Transport Is Arranged’. Well, I guess transport is usually arranged for musicians who need to travel around various countries to get to the venues they’re playing in, the accommodation where they’re staying for a night, etc. And I think the song is another of those “life on the road” songs that Malkmus sometimes does, but there’s the added angle of trying to build and maintain a relationship while also living the life of a touring musician. The narrator’s good at his craft. But when it comes to romance, there’s something lacking. “A voice coach taught me to sing / He couldn’t teach me to love”. The first two verses appear to tackle the situation. But by the third verse, it seems that the narrator’s comfortable in the solitary state they’re in, navigating their way through life effortlessly, sometimes with the assistance of a tour bus or other provided transportation. Maybe I’m just looking into it too much, and it’s all just a word exercise. You never really know when it comes to Stephen Malkmus, and I think that’s what gets me wanting more whenever a Malkmus things comes around.