The last couple times I’ve written about songs from Paul & Linda McCartney’s Ram album, I’ve made note about why it’s my favourite out of McCartney’s solo efforts. There’s no point in getting into the whys again, I think you all get the idea. But seeing that ‘Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey’ was next up in this list, it got me thinking about when I listened to Ram for the first time. That’s something I don’t think I’ve talked about in any prior posts concerning the album. So I went to the Vista computer sitting in the corner of the living room, opened ‘Downloads’, went to the ‘Ram’ folder and selected ‘Properties’. “22nd June 2011”. 4pm on the dot. Even before the 2012 remaster came along. Some other things I found, if you find them interesting, were that it was the last Beatles solo-related album I downloaded after really getting into things like Imagine and Band on the Run and All Things Must Pass… all the good ones, a few months before. And it was the third full album I downloaded post finishing my GCSE exams, after There Is a Way by Dananananaykroyd and the brand-new work by Arctic Monkeys called Suck It and See. It was a good time to be alive.

‘Uncle Albert…’ has been in my bones for so long now, I can’t lie and come up with the scenario where I heard the track the first time and was blown away, thinking “Wow, this song’s amazing”. I honestly can’t remember. It probably took a listen on one unremarkable day where everything clicked. And sometimes that’s enough. It left a mark though, like a big chunk of Ram has. This song charted at the top of the American charts when it was released back in 1971. I listen to it now and think this is a weird song to chart at number one anywhere, especially the US. Then again it was a former Beatle. But ‘Uncle Albert…’ is a strange one. McCartney dips into that Abbey Road medley bag, combining parts of separate compositions to make a whole. Does that on ‘The Back Seat of My Car’ as well. But he also runs away with the possibilities he has at his disposal, changing his voice to take roles of different characters within the song, mimicking the ringing of a telephone, and of course showing off that wide vocal range of his. Linda McCartney’s right there alongside him, pulling off some great harmonies, probably the best parts to look out for in the entire track, and the brilliant ‘butter pie?’ retort that comes along.

I called ‘Uncle Albert’ strange, but I don’t mean to make that sound disparaging. This song is a lot of fun. Like, a lot. The first ‘Uncle Albert’ half of the song is supposedly an apology to the older generation, represented by the Uncle Albert character based off McCartney’s real relative. The ‘Admiral Halsey’ section is meant to depict a snubbing of an authoritarian figure. Just looking at what Wikipedia says McCartney said about it. Never thought about that part that way, it’s kind of interesting. But anyway, “Haaaaaands across the water (water) / Heeeeeeeads across the skyyyyyyy”. For God’s sake, how was this guy so good with melodies? There’s so many alone in this song that can get stuck in the brain, sung and delivered in a manner of ways. Words bouncing off each other to and fro. My favourite melody / harmony is the additional one that’s added under the ‘Hands across…’ melody after the whole butter pie bit. But the whole track is a little masterpiece. It all ends with a bit of riding into the sunset kind of feel, harmonizing McCartneys oohing all over the place. Someone starts going crazy on the piano. But even then, it doesn’t let up as stray guitar plucks and tom-tom strikes enter the frame, leading right into the following song on the album. The excitement keeps rolling on. He’s never sang it live, so a performance video below is AWOL. It would take some doing now. But you never know.